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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

What your URL's anagram name?

ferrumirony:

mrsterezivantas:

johnisthepimpsexy:

hanakosreadingcorner:

acidreign:

angrytranschick:

asksecularwitch:

beforetheworldgoesheadlong:

impavid-incondite:

scarebeast:

Scarebeast’s anagram name is ACE BREASTS

Impavid-incondite’s anagram name is INCIPIENT, MAD VOID

This is startlingly accurate.

Beforetheworldgoesheadlong’s anagram name is SNOB OF WHOLEHEARTED DOGGEREL

…Yep.

Secular Witch’s anagram name is HECTIC WALRUS

Angrytranschick’s anagram name is SCRATCHY RANKING

Acidreign’s anagram name is RIGID ACNE.

Hanakosreadingcorner’s anagram name is IN RANSACKED GONORRHEA

oh.

Johnisthepimpsexy’s anagram name is JOY! SHH! I’M NEXT PIPES

I can’t.

Mrsterezivantas’s anagram name is TARZAN STRIVES ME
ok

Ferrumirony’s anagram name is MERRY OF RUIN

i can live with that

Imperfectmaterialist’s anagram name is FATTIEST, PRIME MIRACLE

thanks

(Source: astudyinobjection)

I wonder if vicious trollop is a real lipstick colour.

omg

THE DOCTOR WHO OPENING THING ASDFGHJKL;

guys. IS NO ONE APPRECIATING THE FACT THAT PORRIM SLEPT AROUND?

SHE SLEPT WITH ARANEA FOR ABOUT A YEAR.

You guys realize that when Hussie sees the overwhelmingly positive response to Porrim, she’s going to be the first to die, right?

rottingawesome:

QUICK, BACK PEDAL!!

How do you expect to kill her when she’s already dead?

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

sermixalot:

blameaspartame:

The coach said not to

I want to have a career

“i just got my hair done”

have this again

Let’s ask my parents.

(Source: juilan)

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cro0ked-teeth:

sparklingenchanted:

nickkphoenix:

daylighters:

A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

IM FUCKING CRYING

What the fuck did I just listen to. 

LITERALLY GASPING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL. THIS GUY IS MY FAVORITE LIKE THE REAL BREAK UP LETTER OMG.

(Source: radstepdad)

Rory: Can I ask you a question?

Lorelai: Yes, I would date Steven Tyler.

Rory: Can I ask you a question whose answer wouldn't horrify me?

ferrumirony: brainbubblegum: Magnetic Thinking Putty can I have this as a pet I mean just think about it you have a little aquarium with magnets hidden in the top on a little motor that move around and the putty like, reaches up for it and follows it around then when your family comes to visit they see it and ask what it is and you just sort of stare at them until they get nervous and tell them that you used to have a bird but then one day you found this black stuff on the ground by a bunch of feathers then you tell them it likes to get out of it’s tank sometimes and you have to catch it before it goes after the neighbor’s children wait I think I got sidetracked ok but ok but guys do you really want venom as a pet

ferrumirony:

brainbubblegum:

Magnetic Thinking Putty

can I have this as a pet I mean just think about it

you have a little aquarium with magnets hidden in the top on a little motor that move around and the putty like, reaches up for it and follows it around

then when your family comes to visit they see it and ask what it is and you just sort of stare at them until they get nervous and tell them that you used to have a bird but then one day you found this black stuff on the ground by a bunch of feathers

then you tell them it likes to get out of it’s tank sometimes and you have to catch it before it goes after the neighbor’s children

wait I think I got sidetracked

ok but

ok but guys do you really want venom as a pet

(Source: tooprettyforprison)

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